A special application

Fellow students, we have received a special application for mid-semester enrollment to our esteemed university.  Matt, in response to our previous plea, has submitted the following:


I believe this to be an 'A' paper.


Matt




Erin is naturally beautiful, she doesn’t need any make up. Besides her smile, I really like Erin’s hair. Its long and flowing, and looks great in a ponytail with a baseball hat.


The 2012 National Champion Alabama Crimson Tide (also 2010 Champions) have an elephant for a mascot for a very specific reason. Many years ago Alabama had a giant defensive line that was vicious towards the opposing quarterback. One of the announcers said they looked like a herd of elephants… and the rest is history.


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So what do we think?  Should he be admitted?  Please leave your verdict as comment to this post.  We will make our decision based on the general consensus.